We're all stories in the end. I'm just trying to make mine a good one.

(Source: rainfellss)

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(Source: ourdrunkitchen)

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster)

codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

(Source: raydayton)

americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

pitchpipestarkid:

laceystardust:

Red hair, green clothes, you must love adventure!

I SHIP IT SOMEBODY WRITE IT

pitchpipestarkid:

laceystardust:

Red hair, green clothes, you must love adventure!

I SHIP IT SOMEBODY WRITE IT

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

(Source: matchingvnecks)

stephanie-hans:

and here’s the new alt-cover of the next Guardians of the Galaxy for the anti bullying event of Marvel. Hope you like it ^^

stephanie-hans:

and here’s the new alt-cover of the next Guardians of the Galaxy for the anti bullying event of Marvel. Hope you like it ^^

petewentz-:

charmancler:

fall out boy? why not fall out girl?

[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]

FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!

[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]

(Source: charmancler)

thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

(Source: liletoule)

groovystyles:

I JUST STARTED SCREAMING FROM LAUGHING LIAM WHAT AEE TOU DOIJG O UUUIJ

groovystyles:

I JUST STARTED SCREAMING FROM LAUGHING LIAM WHAT AEE TOU DOIJG O UUUIJ