We're all stories in the end. I'm just trying to make mine a good one.

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

victorydancebitches:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons)

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

Favorite Disney Songs [4/10]  » I’ll Make a Man Out of You
… to be a man. We must be swift as the coursing river. To be a man. With all the force of a great typhoon. To be a man. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

troylerisinyou:

troye sivan + hearing people wrong

ts1989-5sos:

filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

This is the best.

whatstroyler:

can we just bring this back?

whatstroyler:

can we just bring this back?

spoken-not-written:

dammitbands:

sOMEONE CALL THE PRIEST spoken-not-written HAS FOLLOWED ME HELL IS FREEZING OVER

image

kgm42986:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

troyesbeanie:

ohitroyler:

happytroyler:

iconic

THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY

Troye’s like genuinely confused though I’m so happy

youtubelifeforever:

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

worst case scenario 

yasss

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

insane-witch-21847:

«Hi, Uncle Jensen.» VanCon 2014

I could listen to it forever.

gracehelbig:

The first episode of NOT TOO DEEP is live! My first guest is TYLER OAKLEY!